Review The Undercover Tank: Why My 2023 Rental is a 1996 Time Machine (And I’m Not Mad) Ninjutzu, 07/03/202607/03/2026 In a world obsessed with “Smart Mobility,” we’ve forgotten how to build a Tool. We’ve traded gaskets for gadgets and ground clearance for “Infotainment.” But then you land in a place where the sun wants to melt your skin and the sand wants to swallow your pride, and suddenly, those…
Review The Toyota Corolla Cross: The Car That Shouts at You for Being Good Ninjutzu, 04/07/202504/07/2025 Right, let’s get one thing straight. The Toyota Corolla is, and I hate to admit this, a global phenomenon. It’s the car that your geography teacher drove, the car you see delivering pizzas, the car that will likely be scuttling around, cockroach-like, long after the apocalypse. It has sold more…
Review The (Grey) Highlander: So Boring It’s Almost Impressive! Ninjutzu, 27/12/202417/12/2024 Okay, buckle up, car enthusiasts, because we’re diving into the land of… well, let’s just say it’s not the most exciting place on the map. Today, we’re talking about the Toyota Highlander XLE AWD, a vehicle that’s about as thrilling as watching paint dry. But hey, someone’s gotta drive it,…