Review Conquering Chicago in a Behemoth: My Ford Expedition 2023 Adventure Ninjutzu, 03/10/202403/10/2024 Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Gas Pump Chicago. The Windy City. Home of deep-dish pizza, questionable baseball teams, and, apparently, roads wide enough to land a small plane on. It was the perfect place to test out the 2023 Ford Expedition, a vehicle so vast…
Review Surprisingly Delightful 2020 Ford Expedition, one week in California Ninjutzu, 10/05/202417/12/2024 Let me preface this by admitting a grave sin. For the past two decades, my rental car allegiance has been pledged to the golden arches of Hertz, as my employer had it as the preferred rental shop, and I didn’t mind. New cars, they gave me always the best that…
Review Hungary, Here I Come! And So Does the Ford Kuga Ninjutzu, 26/04/202426/04/2024 So, there I was, in the heart of Hungary, Budapest, ready to embark on a grand adventure across the country. I’m handed the keys to what I initially thought was just another crossover SUV: a 2022 Ford Kuga. Now, I’m not one to be easily impressed, but let me tell…
Review Me, a Giggling Daughter, and the Insanity That is the Ford Focus RS! Ninjutzu, 31/03/202408/04/2024 The Perils of Paternal Patience Let me tell you something dear reader, there are moments in your life that redefine the word “unprepared.” Like that time you accidentally wore your wife’s blouse to work (floral patterns and all), or perhaps the moment you discover your teenage daughter has mastered the…